Now I think everyone knows this in their head, but I don't think you really get it until you have your own very gross baby. First of all, there is a lot of saliva coming out of Jordan constantly. Sometimes she mixes it up by adding lots of snot too. Disgusting!!! But we really should have taken some pictures of the child tonight.
Nana Pam was visiting and had fed Jordan while Brett and I ate dinner and watched Big Brother (we got an antenna until we decide between cable and satellite). So she finishes eating and I go to get some pajamas for her. Nana asks if she needs a new diaper, but Brett and I both say "no." She'd just been changed about 30 minutes ago. Nana notices that she smells a little and holds her up. The child has poop going up her back and down her leg. How does that happen?
No. Really. How does that happen???
We had to spray her down in the tub while I was gagging from the smell. A seven-month-old child should not have that kind of smell. Now what makes this even funnier to me is that I had just read Jorge Garcia's blog earlier tonight which said something along the lines of his needing to grow up because he found http://www.smellypoop.com/ funny. I actually went to the sight and it was also disgusting but at least it didn't make me gag. Now I have to admit that after her bath, Jordan was just a cute as ever which I'm hoping will help me to forget how disgusting babies can be. Look at how cute this child is...
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